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The Editor
Dwayne Bunyan is the editor-in-chief of Wickedly Maine. He's also cousin to Paul Bunyan, although he'll tell you he's the better-looking one. While Paul struts around with Babe the blue ox, Dwayne's got Pickles the money cat. Dwayne's humor is as dry as jerky and as sharp as the axe he uses to chop firewood. He's a true Maine icon, like a lobster roll served in a brand spankin' new Bean boot. If you ever find yourself lost in the Maine woods, let the echoes of Dwayne's hearty laughter guide you - it's as reliable as a compass pointing you back to the comforts of home.
Dear Mom and Dad, I hope this letter finds you both in good health...