May 23, 2024

MAINE — After several years of extensive research and data analysis, our team has compiled a definitive ranking of every Whole Foods location in Maine.

#1) WHOLE FOODS — PORTLAND, MAINE

The best for its outstanding selection and local charm. The staff knows their kale from their kelp, and the kombucha is always perfectly fermented.

And, well, that’s it. That’s the list. It’s the best because it’s the only one. Unfortunately for Portland Whole Foods, it’s the worst Whole Foods location in Maine for the exact same reason. So next time you’re in Maine and wondering which Whole Foods to visit, you’ve got your answer. It’s the one in Portland. No decision fatigue necessary here!